Most Compelling Fun Secrets

oops - U know how your car got really trashed 3 months after we broke up and two months after you graduated, and you blamed a few of your co workers for it....well it was really me and a few of my friends......
11-02-2007 22:05 visited 1788 times. Compelling Rating 98.00 (rated 5 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 1 times)

In your socks - I lied when I said I didn't know where your fuzzy striped socks went. I posed in them for an hour in front of my mirror. God they are comfy! =3 <--- male ...
10-14-2007 15:40 visited 4323 times. Compelling Rating 95.56 (rated 9 times) Sincerity Rating 89.09 (rated 11 times)

NAKKIE TIME - i love being naked i never wear clothes unless i have to dancing naked is so much fun! clothes are for squares! ...
10-22-2007 07:37 visited 2239 times. Compelling Rating 93.75 (rated 8 times) Sincerity Rating 71.11 (rated 9 times)

safe bananas - I put condoms on bananas at grocery stores, random doorknobs, and put packages of them into peoples carts. I know its immature but its funny. Sometimes I sit and draw people who are sitting alone...
02-10-2008 01:03 visited 2113 times. Compelling Rating 90.91 (rated 11 times) Sincerity Rating 85.00 (rated 8 times)

Gantz - I wish the anime Gantz was real, I wouldn't mind doing all those stuff just to survived... ...
04-01-2007 11:33 visited 790 times. Compelling Rating 90.00 (rated 3 times)

Argh! - Poor spelling and grammar pisses me off so much! Good grief, folks, get a dictionary!...
05-21-2007 20:12 visited 1795 times. Compelling Rating 90.00 (rated 15 times) Sincerity Rating 93.13 (rated 16 times)

talk to me - I talk to myself ALL the time. When I'm alone sometimes when I'm not. Sometimes I pretend I'm on a talk show being interviewed or that I'm discussing some amazing piece of art or a movie I just saw. I...
09-16-2007 03:27 visited 954 times. Compelling Rating 90.00 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 3 times)

toothbrushes - the other day my friend slept over, and she didn't have a toothbrush, so I gave her a "new" one, that I'd used the day before on my dog XD...
01-17-2008 18:43 visited 783 times. Compelling Rating 90.00 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 1 times)

Stop Reading My Mind - Sometimes, when i see a cute guy, i say to myself in my head how good he looks, ect. ........and I'm afraid that he can read my mind so i say in my head, "stop reading my mind", just in case....
04-02-2008 19:07 visited 1025 times. Compelling Rating 90.00 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 87.50 (rated 4 times)

I steal shirt buttons. - I have this game that I have been playing for almost 10 years. Whenever a guy talks to me, I try to get a button or piece of his shirt, pants or shoes. I have these tiny sewing scissors that I carry...
12-03-2006 19:35 visited 4811 times. Compelling Rating 89.35 (rated 31 times) Sincerity Rating 84.09 (rated 22 times)

dirty mouth - I haven't brushed my teeth in three years... I have good breathe and my dentist thinks my teeth are perfect... I think I'm a superhero ...
03-20-2008 08:52 visited 849 times. Compelling Rating 88.00 (rated 10 times) Sincerity Rating 70.00 (rated 7 times)

Silent Revenge - When my boyfriend puts me down and makes me feel bad about myself, I secretly dip his toothbrush in the toilet....
01-31-2008 19:55 visited 2343 times. Compelling Rating 87.62 (rated 21 times) Sincerity Rating 96.50 (rated 20 times)

Secret - my life is so boring and uneventful. i expect it to be action packed like a TV show. When I'm walking down the street I listen to the Harry Potter theme sound track to make my life seem more... magica...
11-21-2007 19:47 visited 1428 times. Compelling Rating 87.50 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 5 times)

yummy miracle whip! - my ex boyfriend tried to hook back up with me after i told him i was moving to be with the guy im going to marry it annoyed me because i knew he would just make it so i would think he would want to be...
03-24-2007 17:34 visited 1656 times. Compelling Rating 85.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 70.00 (rated 1 times)

i'm a girl and i like to... - masterbate... while my bf is in the room, but he doesn't know. watch porn play computer games... not little flash one's but the hard core gamer games... Wow, Guild Wars, EverQuest2 smoke pot ...
08-28-2007 01:07 visited 4866 times. Compelling Rating 85.00 (rated 12 times) Sincerity Rating 94.12 (rated 17 times)

Your driving - I've learned prayers of protection in about 5 languages because i'm terrified to be in the car with my husband....
02-05-2008 02:49 visited 749 times. Compelling Rating 85.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 3 times)

oh SHUTUP - I hate when people find out I'm single or that my ex and I are no longer together and they cluck, lean their head to one side and say-'It's ok, you'll find someone..." What am I chopped liver? Like I ...
09-11-2007 17:20 visited 1748 times. Compelling Rating 84.44 (rated 18 times) Sincerity Rating 97.83 (rated 23 times)

i saw you eat it - you didn't think anyone else was in or near the room, did you? that fart you let was so thick and juicy that it created a dense fog all around the couch. after about a minute, i saw you open your mout...
10-05-2007 18:53 visited 1833 times. Compelling Rating 84.00 (rated 10 times) Sincerity Rating 38.33 (rated 6 times)

poop - i cant poop when my dog watches me....
09-24-2007 12:46 visited 1467 times. Compelling Rating 83.33 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 4 times)

your favorite shirt - dude, you were in the bathroom soo long! you knew i had to crap. i kept banging on the door begging for you to be a bit faster. poop was seriously poking out my milk-dud! i held it as long as i cou...
11-18-2007 10:43 visited 1729 times. Compelling Rating 83.33 (rated 6 times)

taylor - i dont know why but she is driving me crazy (in a good way) ...
04-02-2007 14:10 visited 1380 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 86.67 (rated 6 times)

mom and dad - i want my parents to get a devorse...
05-30-2007 14:57 visited 794 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 1 times) Sincerity Rating 60.00 (rated 1 times)

Revenge Is Sweet - A "friend" has been spilling tidbits of my personal life that is just exclusive to her. So the rumormongers picked up facts and infused it with 100% crap so my rep is really toast. However, I know...
12-16-2007 21:33 visited 1692 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 5 times) Sincerity Rating 73.33 (rated 3 times)

sex makes me laugh - Whenever I have sex, I laugh afterwards. No reason at all, I just feel happy and can't help myself. I hope my girlfriend understands....
01-23-2008 23:18 visited 734 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 1 times)

Sometimes - ...when I walk my dogs through a big field I imagine I am a rock star and that the field is full of people who have come to see me perform. I've even played air guitar to the musinc on my MP3, it make...
02-04-2008 14:18 visited 755 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 1 times) Sincerity Rating 85.00 (rated 2 times)

Me and Clyde - I want to rob banks with a lover. Shoot, steal, race away. Maybe snog on the money afterwards. We'd go out in a blaze of glory and our families would only wonder why. It sounds so good to me, but ...
02-06-2008 22:50 visited 561 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 1 times)

Oops - i want my anorexic best friend to gain weight so that i can be the skinny one again. i push her to eat fatty foods at sleep overs....
02-07-2008 05:47 visited 653 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 85.00 (rated 2 times)

Ha HA - You think it's the first time... it wasn't! No i'm not having sex, but i'm sexually active :) He's been sneaking over for the past three months, and it only took you to notice when the cops showed u...
02-21-2008 21:13 visited 1304 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 1 times)

Do you like my Earrings - My major crush in high school didn't pay attention to me at all -- until one day, he compliments me on my earrings -- I realized later this was a ploy to get me to set him up with my best friend! Two...
03-05-2007 11:46 visited 2020 times. Compelling Rating 78.75 (rated 8 times) Sincerity Rating 56.67 (rated 6 times)

jeans - I'm a girl, and I look at other girls butts. Not because I'm a lesbian.. but to see how expensive their jeans are !...
04-01-2008 20:04 visited 752 times. Compelling Rating 76.67 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 4 times)

it made her day - I was just really nice to a telemarketer. I never have time or patience to deal with them, but I decided this once to be friendly and I could hear a difference in her voice after she realized I wasn'...
01-30-2008 13:50 visited 1687 times. Compelling Rating 76.00 (rated 5 times) Sincerity Rating 96.67 (rated 6 times)

lies - i lie to people all the time, even when it isn't even necessary, my life is so complicated.....
03-28-2008 23:12 visited 646 times. Compelling Rating 76.00 (rated 5 times) Sincerity Rating 92.50 (rated 4 times)

Freaking Out My Roommate - My roommate has many redeeming qualities, but she has a drama queen side that tests my patience. For the last week, I've been springing out of bed then staring at her in a freaky way without saying...
10-18-2006 20:25 visited 2424 times. Compelling Rating 75.00 (rated 6 times) Sincerity Rating 53.33 (rated 3 times)

brush off - At my birthday party I purposfully hugged everyone but you. I saved you for last and when you thought I was coming to give you a squeeze, I walked past you to the washroom. No wonder you didn't feel l...
10-28-2007 01:53 visited 1285 times. Compelling Rating 75.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 50.00 (rated 1 times)

Army of one - When he left for Iraq he said he loved me but he couldn't be with me because "I know you would cheat on me" How could i have loved someone with such little faith in me. Army of one took on a whole new...
03-28-2008 15:41 visited 569 times. Compelling Rating 75.00 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 73.33 (rated 6 times)

Our Movie - I was walking down the hall today, and I saw a class watching Titanic. I closed my eyes, because I promised I wouldnt watch it without you. I miss you, and maybe we'll start talking again, and mayb...
09-21-2007 01:47 visited 864 times. Compelling Rating 73.33 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 60.00 (rated 1 times)

i really want - ..to be a pirate. why cant i be one? oh yea, i cant swim....
03-10-2008 02:04 visited 877 times. Compelling Rating 73.33 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 72.50 (rated 4 times)

I Stayed Awake - My roommate and her boyfriend were having sex in the bunk underneath me and I didn't tell them i was awake because it kinda turned me on....
03-11-2007 17:34 visited 2586 times. Compelling Rating 71.67 (rated 6 times) Sincerity Rating 88.33 (rated 6 times)

Men do not care if your top looks slimming. - I'm a man. I don't care if your top looks slimming because I'm picturing you naked underneath it anyway. Sorry....
10-15-2006 05:09 visited 3149 times. Compelling Rating 71.43 (rated 21 times) Sincerity Rating 92.80 (rated 25 times)

Thank you - Since my mom died, I've felt out of touch with the world, isolated, like I can never make another connection or accomplishment, because I don't really exist. Yesterday, a man on the train looked at...
07-14-2007 05:43 visited 3183 times. Compelling Rating 71.00 (rated 10 times) Sincerity Rating 96.36 (rated 11 times)

ima a guy - i like to flash my penis in public and masterbate secretivley while girls are in the room...
12-14-2007 22:47 visited 780 times. Compelling Rating 70.00 (rated 1 times)

Known - sometimes i feel like just being a lsut and making out with a girl for guys pleasure mean't. if i ever moved out of my school and into a completely different area, i would completely change my image t...
01-14-2008 18:15 visited 730 times. Compelling Rating 70.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 70.00 (rated 2 times)

Sex - I try to find and link everything tosex, I can't help myself. If my boss at work tells me to do something, the question always comes into my head, can that be perverted. Is it just me or do others do ...
02-04-2008 18:15 visited 1208 times. Compelling Rating 70.00 (rated 5 times) Sincerity Rating 93.33 (rated 3 times)

my dog - We adopted a dog who had been badly abused. The day we bought her we took her to the store and bought her a little stuffed toy. Now, almost a year later she has more toys than any dog would ever need ...
01-27-2008 21:18 visited 2042 times. Compelling Rating 68.33 (rated 12 times) Sincerity Rating 92.35 (rated 17 times)

Annoying My Coworker - I talk to myself at my cubicle just because I know it annoys my lazy coworker. When she's not there Im quite as a mouse....
11-04-2006 20:52 visited 1388 times. Compelling Rating 67.50 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 86.67 (rated 3 times)

Asthma - I use my asthma as an excuse. I have a fat friend that does the same thing. I've rethought this policy....
03-18-2007 20:45 visited 1217 times. Compelling Rating 66.67 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 50.00 (rated 3 times)

Remote Control - Every time I go into somebody's home, I hide the remote control to their television in a place where they will never find it. Haha. It is so funny! Then, the next time I go over they ask if I have see...
04-15-2007 12:38 visited 1744 times. Compelling Rating 66.67 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 50.00 (rated 2 times)

Decisions - Some people, when they can't decide what to do, ask themselves "What would Jesus do?" I ask myself "What will I want to have done if there's a zombie attack in five minutes?"...
06-25-2007 03:43 visited 1225 times. Compelling Rating 66.67 (rated 6 times) Sincerity Rating 83.33 (rated 6 times)

smelly sneeze - in class in 11th grade i sneezed during an exam and i farted really loud at the same time. all the guys were like, "did you just fart??" and i told them that's how i sneezed. of course my teacher walk...
07-12-2007 22:28 visited 3034 times. Compelling Rating 66.25 (rated 8 times) Sincerity Rating 87.78 (rated 9 times)

i am so embarrised - when i was little i used to hump my pillows at night i didnt know what it ment i just knew it felt good. is this uncommon?...
02-10-2008 17:10 visited 2499 times. Compelling Rating 66.00 (rated 15 times) Sincerity Rating 86.25 (rated 16 times)

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