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text sex - hey dotdotdot i was just having fun texting you sexy, saucy, raunchy smses. just for pure fun k? but too bad u didnt understand. i don;t get why you had to get so aggressive. so i bulls___ about my...
01-28-2008 06:31 visited 930 times. Compelling Rating 60.00 (rated 1 times) Sincerity Rating 100.00 (rated 1 times)

Me and Clyde - I want to rob banks with a lover. Shoot, steal, race away. Maybe snog on the money afterwards. We'd go out in a blaze of glory and our families would only wonder why. It sounds so good to me, but ...
02-06-2008 22:50 visited 845 times. Compelling Rating 90.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 100.00 (rated 1 times)

i heart muse - i love the band muse so much! they freakin rock!..when my parents are away i use the music system in thier church to play all my muse cds..my parents would kill me if they found out..i hope i dont get...
03-26-2008 21:30 visited 1052 times. Compelling Rating 63.33 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 100.00 (rated 3 times)

it made her day - I was just really nice to a telemarketer. I never have time or patience to deal with them, but I decided this once to be friendly and I could hear a difference in her voice after she realized I wasn'...
01-30-2008 13:50 visited 2032 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 6 times) Sincerity Rating 97.14 (rated 7 times)

Thank you - Since my mom died, I've felt out of touch with the world, isolated, like I can never make another connection or accomplishment, because I don't really exist. Yesterday, a man on the train looked at...
07-14-2007 05:43 visited 3519 times. Compelling Rating 73.64 (rated 11 times) Sincerity Rating 96.67 (rated 12 times)

Silent Revenge - When my boyfriend puts me down and makes me feel bad about myself, I secretly dip his toothbrush in the toilet....
01-31-2008 19:55 visited 2467 times. Compelling Rating 87.62 (rated 21 times) Sincerity Rating 96.50 (rated 20 times)

oh SHUTUP - I hate when people find out I'm single or that my ex and I are no longer together and they cluck, lean their head to one side and say-'It's ok, you'll find someone..." What am I chopped liver? Like I ...
09-11-2007 17:20 visited 2029 times. Compelling Rating 83.91 (rated 23 times) Sincerity Rating 95.86 (rated 29 times)

i'm a girl and i like to... - masterbate... while my bf is in the room, but he doesn't know. watch porn play computer games... not little flash one's but the hard core gamer games... Wow, Guild Wars, EverQuest2 smoke pot ...
08-28-2007 01:07 visited 5156 times. Compelling Rating 85.00 (rated 12 times) Sincerity Rating 94.12 (rated 17 times)

Buck-naked - After we have sex, me and my GF just lie in bed, with no clothes on, and just talk to each other. Sometimes I tickle her....
01-23-2008 10:42 visited 1601 times. Compelling Rating 65.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 93.33 (rated 3 times)

Sex - I try to find and link everything tosex, I can't help myself. If my boss at work tells me to do something, the question always comes into my head, can that be perverted. Is it just me or do others do ...
02-04-2008 18:15 visited 1359 times. Compelling Rating 70.00 (rated 5 times) Sincerity Rating 93.33 (rated 3 times)

Argh! - Poor spelling and grammar pisses me off so much! Good grief, folks, get a dictionary!...
05-21-2007 20:12 visited 1892 times. Compelling Rating 90.00 (rated 15 times) Sincerity Rating 93.13 (rated 16 times)

Men do not care if your top looks slimming. - I'm a man. I don't care if your top looks slimming because I'm picturing you naked underneath it anyway. Sorry....
10-15-2006 05:09 visited 3250 times. Compelling Rating 71.43 (rated 21 times) Sincerity Rating 92.80 (rated 25 times)

lies - i lie to people all the time, even when it isn't even necessary, my life is so complicated.....
03-28-2008 23:12 visited 760 times. Compelling Rating 76.00 (rated 5 times) Sincerity Rating 92.50 (rated 4 times)

my dog - We adopted a dog who had been badly abused. The day we bought her we took her to the store and bought her a little stuffed toy. Now, almost a year later she has more toys than any dog would ever need ...
01-27-2008 21:18 visited 2169 times. Compelling Rating 68.33 (rated 12 times) Sincerity Rating 92.35 (rated 17 times)

talk to me - I talk to myself ALL the time. When I'm alone sometimes when I'm not. Sometimes I pretend I'm on a talk show being interviewed or that I'm discussing some amazing piece of art or a movie I just saw. I...
09-16-2007 03:27 visited 1037 times. Compelling Rating 90.00 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 3 times)

I Really Love Him - Each and everyday I love you more than I ever thought possible. And it scares me!! :> ...
09-23-2007 17:23 visited 694 times. Compelling Rating 50.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 2 times)

poop - i cant poop when my dog watches me....
09-24-2007 12:46 visited 1556 times. Compelling Rating 83.33 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 4 times)

im 19 but - i still like to play pokemon on my nintendo ds...
10-05-2007 10:40 visited 1574 times. Compelling Rating 50.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 4 times)

In your socks - I lied when I said I didn't know where your fuzzy striped socks went. I posed in them for an hour in front of my mirror. God they are comfy! =3 <--- male ...
10-14-2007 15:40 visited 4631 times. Compelling Rating 95.56 (rated 9 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 12 times)

oops - U know how your car got really trashed 3 months after we broke up and two months after you graduated, and you blamed a few of your co workers for it....well it was really me and a few of my friends......
11-02-2007 22:05 visited 2035 times. Compelling Rating 98.00 (rated 5 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 1 times)

Secret - my life is so boring and uneventful. i expect it to be action packed like a TV show. When I'm walking down the street I listen to the Harry Potter theme sound track to make my life seem more... magica...
11-21-2007 19:47 visited 1523 times. Compelling Rating 87.50 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 5 times)

Seriously how do you tell him? - I love video games, anime and porn, I just wish I ould tell my boyfriend!...
01-01-2008 18:39 visited 1367 times. Compelling Rating 52.50 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 2 times)

toothbrushes - the other day my friend slept over, and she didn't have a toothbrush, so I gave her a "new" one, that I'd used the day before on my dog XD...
01-17-2008 18:43 visited 859 times. Compelling Rating 90.00 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 1 times)

imaginary - I'm 23...but sometimes I like to think it's possible to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry....
02-03-2008 22:25 visited 638 times. Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 3 times)

Your driving - I've learned prayers of protection in about 5 languages because i'm terrified to be in the car with my husband....
02-05-2008 02:49 visited 870 times. Compelling Rating 85.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 3 times)

not so clean - i should change my underwear more often. And i get away with not showering often because my hair and skin is very dry....
02-07-2008 05:51 visited 834 times. Compelling Rating 50.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 2 times)

jess - we love you to death but you get on our nerves so bad. we are constantly jealous of you. we are all friends but sometimes we would rather not hang out with you because everyone always pays so much att...
02-16-2008 17:08 visited 670 times. Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 1 times)

pimples - secretly i dont mind an ocaisonal pimple under my hairline because they are so satisfying to squeeze....
04-04-2008 00:09 visited 765 times. Compelling Rating 50.00 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 90.00 (rated 3 times)

smelly sneeze - in class in 11th grade i sneezed during an exam and i farted really loud at the same time. all the guys were like, "did you just fart??" and i told them that's how i sneezed. of course my teacher walk...
07-12-2007 22:28 visited 3246 times. Compelling Rating 70.00 (rated 9 times) Sincerity Rating 89.00 (rated 10 times)

I Stayed Awake - My roommate and her boyfriend were having sex in the bunk underneath me and I didn't tell them i was awake because it kinda turned me on....
03-11-2007 17:34 visited 2682 times. Compelling Rating 71.67 (rated 6 times) Sincerity Rating 88.33 (rated 6 times)

jeans - I'm a girl, and I look at other girls butts. Not because I'm a lesbian.. but to see how expensive their jeans are !...
04-01-2008 20:04 visited 1021 times. Compelling Rating 76.67 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 88.00 (rated 5 times)

Annoying My Coworker - I talk to myself at my cubicle just because I know it annoys my lazy coworker. When she's not there Im quite as a mouse....
11-04-2006 20:52 visited 1471 times. Compelling Rating 67.50 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 86.67 (rated 3 times)

A shout out to you.... - One of the internships I had for my college major was a student disc jockey position for a radio station in our town for an hour every Saturday. The station chose one or two students from each univer...
11-21-2006 10:21 visited 2280 times. Compelling Rating 20.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 86.67 (rated 3 times)

taylor - i dont know why but she is driving me crazy (in a good way) ...
04-02-2007 14:10 visited 1466 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 86.67 (rated 6 times)

Horn blows - theres a guy who goes by my house a couple times a week and always beeps his horn when he goes by my house. My parents are always wondering who it is beeping but they don't know that it's the guy they...
01-16-2008 10:47 visited 1593 times. Compelling Rating 60.00 (rated 1 times) Sincerity Rating 86.67 (rated 3 times)

i am so embarrised - when i was little i used to hump my pillows at night i didnt know what it ment i just knew it felt good. is this uncommon?...
02-10-2008 17:10 visited 2674 times. Compelling Rating 66.00 (rated 15 times) Sincerity Rating 86.25 (rated 16 times)

Sometimes - ...when I walk my dogs through a big field I imagine I am a rock star and that the field is full of people who have come to see me perform. I've even played air guitar to the musinc on my MP3, it make...
02-04-2008 14:18 visited 840 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 1 times) Sincerity Rating 85.00 (rated 2 times)

Oops - i want my anorexic best friend to gain weight so that i can be the skinny one again. i push her to eat fatty foods at sleep overs....
02-07-2008 05:47 visited 766 times. Compelling Rating 80.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 85.00 (rated 2 times)

safe bananas - I put condoms on bananas at grocery stores, random doorknobs, and put packages of them into peoples carts. I know its immature but its funny. Sometimes I sit and draw people who are sitting alone...
02-10-2008 01:03 visited 2436 times. Compelling Rating 88.46 (rated 13 times) Sincerity Rating 85.00 (rated 8 times)

Stop Reading My Mind - Sometimes, when i see a cute guy, i say to myself in my head how good he looks, ect. ........and I'm afraid that he can read my mind so i say in my head, "stop reading my mind", just in case....
04-02-2008 19:07 visited 1282 times. Compelling Rating 90.00 (rated 7 times) Sincerity Rating 84.29 (rated 7 times)

I steal shirt buttons. - I have this game that I have been playing for almost 10 years. Whenever a guy talks to me, I try to get a button or piece of his shirt, pants or shoes. I have these tiny sewing scissors that I carry...
12-03-2006 19:35 visited 5055 times. Compelling Rating 89.35 (rated 31 times) Sincerity Rating 84.09 (rated 22 times)

Decisions - Some people, when they can't decide what to do, ask themselves "What would Jesus do?" I ask myself "What will I want to have done if there's a zombie attack in five minutes?"...
06-25-2007 03:43 visited 1320 times. Compelling Rating 66.67 (rated 6 times) Sincerity Rating 83.33 (rated 6 times)

enough - He's the only person I ever met who makes me feel like I might be enough the way i am. I never thought I mattered before....
11-15-2007 04:53 visited 906 times. Compelling Rating 47.50 (rated 4 times) Sincerity Rating 83.33 (rated 6 times)

love - I am in love with my neighbor, but so is my roomate...
01-07-2008 02:09 visited 1191 times. Compelling Rating 43.33 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 80.00 (rated 2 times)

NAKKIE TIME - i love being naked i never wear clothes unless i have to dancing naked is so much fun! clothes are for squares! ...
10-22-2007 07:37 visited 2538 times. Compelling Rating 95.45 (rated 11 times) Sincerity Rating 77.69 (rated 13 times)

in the back of my mind - ever since the 7th grade, i've wanted to have sex with you, and nothing more. over the years, we barely talked, but i loved every second we did and i grew more and more attached. the night you called ...
12-18-2007 00:14 visited 2534 times. Compelling Rating 54.29 (rated 7 times) Sincerity Rating 77.50 (rated 4 times)

Im Hurting - I'm hurting inside, because I feel like I not wanted and that I'm taken as a joke. When will I find someone that will love me like I should be loved!...
10-15-2007 18:26 visited 603 times. Compelling Rating 60.00 (rated 2 times) Sincerity Rating 75.00 (rated 2 times)

i gave him a tattoo - one nite when my husband had fallen asleep, i drew on his back and butt and gave him a really girly looking tramp stamp. i woke him up when i started laughing but he didn't know why. he hates it when ...
10-19-2007 19:54 visited 1756 times. Compelling Rating 33.33 (rated 3 times) Sincerity Rating 75.00 (rated 2 times)

Skinny friends - Lord, if I can't be skinny, Make my friends fat... Every year, I hope my size 0 friends are going to get fat so I don't have to look at another picture of their perfect abs again! They are so self obs...
01-23-2008 14:56 visited 715 times. Compelling Rating 50.00 (rated 1 times) Sincerity Rating 75.00 (rated 2 times)

teddy - Im 23. I still sleep with the teddy bear Ive had since I was 2& And I like to pretend hes real, even after all these years....
02-03-2008 21:56 visited 466 times. Compelling Rating 50.00 (rated 1 times) Sincerity Rating 75.00 (rated 2 times)

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