This guy I know

I heard that my neighbor humped a goat once, I never told him that I know about it but I wonder if he liked it. I don't think I would like it but who knows, it has to be pretty snug in there. I like blow jobs and stuff, one time I met this girl and only knew her for about three min. before she went down on me. It was over very fast and it made me feel funny and kind of silly and I would like another go at it but the girl moved away. I think that I could do better if I could just have another chance.Did she think my ding dong was too big because she was making a weird humming noise and the kind of a girgle every now and then and when I was through she just got up and was kind of puffy cheeked. I never talked to her again. If you are reading this, give me a call.
Category Embarrassed