I AM A SNOB!

I am a cultured, intelligent, well-mannered society girl dating a wonderful soldier, i love and respect him, in fact i respect evgeryone BUT....his mother DRIVES ME NUTS WITH HER COUNTRY GIRL GRAMAR INABILITY TO HAVE A INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION, AND ANNOYING DELUSION ABOUT HOW THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER SON! I HATE HER AND SHE IS SO F_____ NICE TO ME!!! YES I AM A SNOBBY BITCH! I HATE MYSELF FOR FEELING IT BUT I HATE HER SHITTY ROAST CHICKEN EVERYONE LOVES ITS SO PRIMAL AND BORING! I HATE THAT SHE SPEAKS LIKE A TWO YEAR OLD! I HATE THAT WHEN IM TALKING TO HER SON ABOUT POLITICS SHE F_____ BUTTS IN WITH SOME RAINBOW-AND-BUTTERFLYS ANALOGY! I HATE THAT SHE GIGGLES WHEN SHE WATCHES HER FISH SWIM! I HATE THAT SHE BUYS HER SON CHEAP KNOCK OFF COLOGNE! THEY ARE FINANCIALLY SECURE AND SHE IS SO CHEAP!!! I CANT EVEN TALK TO HER WITHOUT F______ PITYING HER! IM ASHAMED I FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT MY WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND'S UNEDUCATED, CHILDISH, IGNORANT, COUNTRY TOWN MOTHER!
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advice from Guest1666466 | 01-25-2008 17:53 | E : 1 | S : 0
LOL!! you spelled "grammar" wrong.
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advice from Guest2156384 | 01-25-2008 23:59 | E : 0 | S : 0
Cut her some slack!
Not everyone grew up the way you did, and that doesn't mean that your way is more right than anyone else's.
Show the woman a little respect. SHE raised her son to be the man that you love. With out her, who knows where he'd be?
Basically, she sounds like a nice person, while you just sound like an ass. Get over yourself, seriously. You're not exactly the best thing that graced the earth either!
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advice from Guest2511510 | 03-02-2008 01:32 | E : 0 | S : 0
Your a society girl, yet your married to a man in the Military who is probably only getting paid $40,000 a year?

Money doesn't last, and when your parents stop funding you, you will be like everybody else.

Start appreciating people who are kind and down to earth, because all the people you pass on the way up will be there when you fall back down.
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