I knew
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How could you not have known I knew? Seriously, I mean, you could have moved it or something. I could feel it against my leg. I have no problem with spontaneous 'morning wood', but you could have moved so it wasn't touching me. Jeez. If only you knew how much it turned me on. You say you know what's going on in my head... but if you did I reckon it'd scare the s___ out of you. Damn, it really didn't help my hugely inappropriate crush being in such close proximity to you when you were 'like that'. Damn it all. Damn you. Damn that lump in your pants.
Category Didn't Want To Know - But I Do
Submitted 05-15-2007 16:57
Visited 2496 times. 83.75 Compelling Rating (rated 8 times) 78.57 Sincerity Rating (rated 7 times)
advice from Guest3123034 | 05-21-2007 17:35 | E : 2 | S : 0
Damn you... why not just move your leg if it was bothering you so much? Admit it... you like knowing it was there.
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advice from Guest3166277 | 05-25-2007 13:36 | E : 2 | S : 0
not quite sure what the issue is here unless you're a dude in which case 'HELLO' looks like you two are in for a fabulous time. if you're a hetero set of friends then decide if it's worth risking a friendship. and if you're related - ewww - get away from each other.
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advice from Guest3017114 | 05-24-2007 08:26 | E : 1 | S : 0
rofl im sorry if you are who i think you are, but even now im laughing at both of our expenses :P
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advice from Guest3190071 | 06-20-2007 08:27 | E : 1 | S : 0
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Okay. I'm a girl, and he's just my friend. I've been crushing on him for a while now, but he's way out of my league. And before anybody takes the phrase 'crushing' and jumps to conclusions, we're both well into our twenties.
Guest3017114: I don't think I'm who you think I am. I hope not, anyway!
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advice from Guest1065457 | 10-08-2007 12:19 | E : 1 | S : 0
A healthy guy gets several hard-ons during the night, especially towards the morning. If you can't deal with it, don't share sleeping space. *shrug*
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advice from Guest3144649 | 05-20-2007 00:37 | E : 2 | S : 2
hahahahahhahaha im sorry but that is hilarious.
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advice from Guest1034777 | 09-27-2007 15:15 | E : 0 | S : 0
haha! i've so been in that position before! (and he BLATANTLY knew i knew, he wanted me to know!) but he was my friends boyfriend... so that was a bit iffy...
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advice from Guest1915857 | 12-28-2007 19:29 | E : 0 | S : 0
Haha I've been in this situations so many times. It makes me laugh (on the inside of course) everytime. And I always think it's their hand at first.
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