i saw you eat it

you didn't think anyone else was in or near the room, did you? that fart you let was so thick and juicy that it created a dense fog all around the couch. after about a minute, i saw you open your mouth and stick out your tongue. sick, dude, sick...

so, how did it taste? like eggs or a pepperoni pizza? all i know is that hours after you left i could still feel that fart-cloud cling to my body every time i walked through the living room. i'm not sure if i love or hate you.
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advice from Guest1267049 | 10-28-2007 07:52 | E : 1 | S : 0
Haha.

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advice from Guest1666018 | 12-05-2007 19:34 | E : 1 | S : 0
um.
is there even such thing as a fart cloud?
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advice from Guest1122474 | 10-10-2007 23:54 | E : 0 | S : 0
wow.....that's all i can say

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advice from Guest1108506 | 10-11-2007 21:13 | E : 0 | S : 0
that is the best thing i heard today. but that person...kinda sick.
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advice from Guest1134631 | 10-12-2007 05:38 | E : 0 | S : 0
LOL!
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advice from Guest1193687 | 10-20-2007 07:20 | E : 0 | S : 0
this touched my heart
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advice from Guest1056606 | 10-22-2007 09:25 | E : 0 | S : 0
true story.... happened 2 years ago and i still can't forget it!
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advice from Guest1249344 | 10-27-2007 04:58 | E : 0 | S : 0
wow thats just sick and funny at the same time. sorry it had to happen to you hahaha

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advice from Guest1190202 | 10-28-2007 21:20 | E : 0 | S : 0
hahahaha omg

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advice from Guest2056034 | 01-13-2008 01:55 | E : 0 | S : 0
that was amazing lol
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advice from Guest2809400 | 03-29-2008 22:28 | E : 0 | S : 0
i'm sure [he/she] liked it
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