I think my dog is gay.
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My dog always tries to hump my leg and I'm like. Dude I'm a guy.
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Submitted 10-25-2006 19:29
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advice from Guest2377356 | 02-20-2007 16:46 | E : 12 | S : 0
You think that's bad - take a good look at this site's logo - that Frog is dry humping a chest for cripes sake. Ewww
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advice from Guest1092322 | 11-08-2006 13:12 | E : 14 | S : 3
Dogs don't have any idea that this has to do with sex. He is just excited. Same thing happens to my female with me and I am a female. Trust me, that's the only way they show their excitement.
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advice from Guest1097875 | 11-08-2006 20:29 | E : 12 | S : 1
Dogs will mount (or hump) another dog, animal or even a human, if they are dominant. Even female dogs will mount and hump. You can break the dog off the habit with obedience training. Consult a trainer to correct the behavior.
The dog trainer
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advice from Guest1048034 | 11-03-2006 20:21 | E : 11 | S : 3
Dogs hump things--legs, chairs, tables, etc. You were just another piece of furniture to it. It's not gay because it humped you.
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advice from Guest1094584 | 11-08-2006 15:57 | E : 4 | S : 3
Dogs do this when they get exited about a situation. It's not sexual, so don't worry yourself. My dog has been doing it since he was a puppy -- this happened for example whenever I played with him and ended it abruptly before he was ready to stop
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advice from Guest1839258 | 01-08-2007 14:27 | E : 1 | S : 0
lmaolmao you are the best.
my dog is a girl and she used to hump my leg, and im a chick. altho i dont know if it was actually humping but it sure looked and felt like it.
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advice from Guest2858189 | 04-15-2007 10:16 | E : 1 | S : 0
I think there are some of those 'stop being gay' religious places for dogs...like, when parents treat their children like, well, dogs, and send them to a place like that.
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advice from Guest1365418 | 11-08-2007 05:07 | E : 3 | S : 2
this has got to be the greatest advice thread.... EVER!!
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advice from Guest2510839 | 03-02-2008 00:05 | E : 1 | S : 0
bahahahahah, so you're his b____?
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advice from Guest1210254 | 11-19-2006 23:53 | E : 1 | S : 1
Hun dogs do that all the time even my female dog would do it when i would hold a blanket on my leg or a pillow and im a female its jus their horney shoot ever heard of a male cat doin that my hand and my leg alteast you don't have to deal with something freakin biting you every 5min he even bit my nipple so be thankful your dog doesent do half the things that my cat does its messed up
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advice from Guest1713015 | 12-29-2006 21:07 | E : 1 | S : 1
Hhaha, you're so cute.
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advice from Guest1752895 | 01-02-2007 00:43 | E : 1 | S : 1
you fool
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advice from Guest2385971 | 02-21-2007 12:57 | E : 1 | S : 1
Haha. I doubt it, dogs do anything and anyone, srsly
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advice from Guest2467128 | 03-02-2007 14:00 | E : 0 | S : 0
get the dog really into a certain item and let him have at it wiht that item> it worked for my dog
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advice from Guest2958652 | 04-22-2007 15:20 | E : 1 | S : 1
your dog is totally gay!
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advice from Guest3072735 | 05-04-2007 20:54 | E : 1 | S : 1
Hahahahaha You Crack me up...
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advice from Guest3241667 | 06-15-2007 04:07 | E : 1 | S : 1
LOL.. your dog is showing doninance over you... You need to be the leader of the pack and he will stop... Obediance teraining will help.
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advice from Guest3489698 | 07-30-2007 13:33 | E : 0 | S : 0
if he has his balls then he wil hump any thing
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advice from Guest3393602 | 08-03-2007 13:25 | E : 0 | S : 0
mii friends dog humps everything in sight we all run from it.
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advice from Guest1652777 | 12-04-2007 14:22 | E : 1 | S : 1
It is funny how much guys and dogs have in common. they both hump anything no matter what it is.
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advice from Guest2538413 | 03-05-2008 09:01 | E : 0 | S : 0
Omg! Seriously, some of you people are SO stupid.
I cant believe you're even considering the dog is attracted to you, or "senses" youre gay.
seriously, wtf!
Dogs are genreally dominant creatures seeing as they are realated to wolves.
And the person who said kill the dog, GET HELP!
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advice from Guest2809400 | 03-29-2008 22:27 | E : 0 | S : 0
he wants you ;)
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advice from Guest2843451 | 04-02-2008 08:31 | E : 0 | S : 0
ok whoever thinks this guy or the dog is gay are tottal REATARDS!!!!
OMFG get a freaking life you a__ holes!!!!!dude its just for dominence...lol i had rabbits who did that to and they where both female!!! so seriosly he just thinks hes pack leader soooo put him in his place. man i think this thread is dominated by reatard nation.
actually most of the awnsers here are right...good luck man.
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advice from Guest824085 | 11-01-2006 11:13 | E : 4 | S : 5
He's just saying hi.
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advice from Guest2203576 | 02-02-2007 21:18 | E : 0 | S : 1
haha, ur crackin me up..
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advice from Guest2354886 | 02-17-2007 20:40 | E : 1 | S : 2
dogs hump just to be dominant
it's not cuz he wants to do you.
honestly.
arf.
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advice from Guest2570421 | 03-14-2007 14:02 | E : 0 | S : 1
my friends dog is realy a sex dog
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advice from Guest3105234 | 05-11-2007 10:37 | E : 0 | S : 1
Maybe the dog senses you're gay too?
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advice from Guest3336571 | 07-06-2007 15:46 | E : 0 | S : 1
Trust me, you're gay - your dog senses you're a homo and wants to take charge of the pack so bend over and accept your place in your household.
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advice from Guest1128295 | 10-15-2007 12:36 | E : 1 | S : 2
GET HIM NEUTERED!
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advice from Guest2391620 | 02-22-2007 04:09 | E : 0 | S : 2
Cats are better than dogs!
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advice from Guest1089584 | 11-08-2006 10:05 | E : 4 | S : 8
Maybe he smells what your hiding, deep down inside, who you really are. Some dogs can detect cancer, maybe yours detects your hissen desires
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advice from Guest1094041 | 11-08-2006 15:21 | E : 1 | S : 12
There is homosexuality in the animal kingdom as well as the human world. He just wishes you'd get down on all fours like him so he could do you doggie style. Just don't face forward or you're gay, too!
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advice from Guest1093226 | 11-08-2006 14:20 | E : 2 | S : 19
Do you find yourself getting aroused when he is doing it ? Dogs have a great sence of smell, and maybe he sences your gay and is trying to help you out of the closset ?
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advice from Guest1096826 | 11-08-2006 19:24 | E : 5 | S : 47
Kill the dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@:@:@
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