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Mozart helps me poop

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I can only produce a bowel movement while listening to Mozart's "Dies Irae". I don't have to work at all; the music is the natural enema. And, it's epic!
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Submitted 11-23-2007 01:17
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advice from Guest1855079 | 01-09-2008 19:27 | E : 0 | S : 0
if you dont pronounce the s in Dies Irae it almost sounds like diarrhea, so i can see how that helps you..........lol
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