oh SHUTUP

I hate when people find out I'm single or that my ex and I are no longer together and they cluck, lean their head to one side and say-'It's ok, you'll find someone..." What am I chopped liver? Like I can't 'make it' unless some hairy mongrel is there to ruin my credit, stink up the bathroom and leave his dirty underwear on the doorknob? Why do I HAVE to find ANYONE? Since he's been gone, I feel like I've dropped 180 pounds of ugly, whiny, 'I want my mommy' FAT! I'll find someone? No thanks, I'm done with chaos and aggravation as a way of life. I'm thinking SINGLE AND STAYIN' THAT WAY. Eat your heart out.
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advice from Guest949808 | 09-16-2007 13:13 | E : 1 | S : 0
I hear that!
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advice from Guest868051 | 09-19-2007 23:16 | E : 1 | S : 0
BAM!
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advice from Guest1241060 | 10-25-2007 00:18 | E : 1 | S : 0
This is just absoultely amazing! Powerful and cute...I love it, it made me smile, thanks!
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advice from Guest1254003 | 10-26-2007 15:53 | E : 1 | S : 0
I hate how people (even in the year 2007) still think that women are failures if they do not have a man. If the men around me were willing to make the effort that I am required to make, I would not be single. Men, we are not your mother, your housekeeper or your convinient lay--we are supposed to be partners.

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advice from Guest944744 | 09-15-2007 21:07 | E : 0 | S : 0
you go girl! I love my family, but sometimes i really miss being free and single :D
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advice from Guest952941 | 09-16-2007 16:52 | E : 1 | S : 1
CHEERS! I am always happier being single. I will date again when i find someone who is not dependent and a waste of my time.
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advice from Guest3475614 | 10-21-2007 21:45 | E : 0 | S : 0
i think i may be ready to shed my 165 pounds of whiney man-meat...
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advice from Guest1908951 | 12-28-2007 00:14 | E : 0 | S : 0
I LOVE YOU.
MARRY ME.
Lol girl you rock this world.

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advice from Guest2268274 | 02-05-2008 18:04 | E : 0 | S : 0
haha i love this, i feel the same way.
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advice from Guest2938724 | 04-11-2008 14:20 | E : 0 | S : 0
My dad does the same thing. Acts like I could only be happy if Im with someone. I hate it. His opinions about my life are usually dead wrong and opposite
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