The ultimate shame

I've got to admit that my dong stinks. Its very embarrassing and I don't know who to tell about it. I've washed and scrubbed until my skin nearly fell off but no matter what I do the smell persists. I've dipped my dong in hot scented waxes and perfumes of all sorts and still no difference. My girlfriend will hardly ever go down on me and my wife will never blow me becuase of it. As i write this i can smell my dong through my pants and two pairs of underwear. If anyone else has this problem advice would sure help.
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advice from Guest2559777 | 03-07-2008 22:11 | E : 0 | S : 0
I used to have the same problem, one night i was sexually frustrated because of it and it came to the lengths of me rubbing my supper (toast and peanut butter) on my penis, little to my knowledge, my dog was sitting in the corner, he came over and licked it clean, from this day on i have not had this 'smelly dong' problem. Also i checked the internet for this but they only suggest toothpaste, and from my experience this doesn't work. Try it for yourself tho'

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advice from Guest2932822 | 04-10-2008 20:38 | E : 0 | S : 0
Stop cheating on your wife and the smell will go away.
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