ugly peepees
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I think penises are silly looking and vaginas are ugly. I don't know why people get turned on looking at naked pictures of the opposite sex. A penis reminds me of a flaccid squishy elephant trunk and a vagina reminds me of that ugly sandpit creature in the Return of the Jedi movie that they chucked everybody into. They're both just...ugly.
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Submitted 10-16-2007 18:29
Visited 389 times. 86.67 Sincerity Rating (rated 3 times)
advice from Guest1252331 | 10-26-2007 09:40 | E : 0 | S : 0
That's because you are still WAY TOO YOUNG to appreciate the inherent beauty of the human body...
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advice from Guest1252734 | 10-26-2007 12:18 | E : 0 | S : 0
I thought I was the only one who thought that! Especially about penis'. My husband sometimes treats me to his "one-man naked parade" after he gets out of the shower. He struts around allowing me to admire him like a peacock spreading out his feathers for the hens. Difference is, I think peacock feathers are beautiful! I told him once that I thought testacles and penis' were damn silly looking...comical even. He was stunned! I must be blind not to see the obvious beauty dangling there. I must have never seen it in the right light or the right angle. His solution...A much closer look was in order. (You can guess how that ended up.)
A well placed kick to that area, can bring the strongest man to his knees, curled up in the fetal position and crying like a baby, a fact that has me a little perplexed. With it being so sensitive to pain, plus it being the easiest way to disable a man, why the hell did they put it right out in the front? Wouldn't you think it should be somewhere more protected, like under their armpit?
But,anyway, I'm babbling. But thanks for letting me vent.
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advice from Guest1256850 | 10-26-2007 23:26 | E : 0 | S : 0
So...do you NOT have sex?
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advice from Guest1793749 | 12-16-2007 23:19 | E : 0 | S : 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
your frigging hilarious.
you will find the beauty in both when you are older.
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