QUIT TELLING PEOPLE YOU ARE A MARINE!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH BOOT CAMP!!!
QUIT TELLING THE GIRL YOUR WITH NOW THAT SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOU'RE IN LOVE! THE TRUTH IS YOU'LL SLEEP WITH THE NEXT WOMAN WHO WALKS INTO THE ROOM!
YES! THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU BEING 31 YEARS OLD AND LIVING WITH YOUR MOTHER!
NOT TO MENTION YOUR ADDICTION TO CRACK!
AND LASTLY, IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE OF YOU TO TELL ME YOU HAD HERPES, YOU SICK BASTARD!
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