your favorite shirt
QuickCode : poop
dude, you were in the bathroom soo long! you knew i had to crap. i kept banging on the door begging for you to be a bit faster. poop was seriously poking out my milk-dud!
i held it as long as i could. i didn't want to have to do this but when i felt the poop oozing out my milk-dud i grabbed the first thing in sight capable of holding my squirts. i grabbed your favorite shirt [that once again you left in the middle of the living room], layed it out, pulled my pants down and crapped on it. then i quickly grabbed it by the 4 corners and rushed it to the garbage can.
and when you finally came out of the bathroom with that malicious look on your face and asked where your shirt was, my little chuckle should have clued you in. sorry i crapped on your shirt. buddy.
Category Fun Secrets
Submitted 11-18-2007 10:43
Visited 2043 times. 83.33 Compelling Rating (rated 6 times)
advice from Guest1801242 | 12-17-2007 17:11 | E : 1 | S : 0
Wrong on so many levels - I hope you don't have a favorite shirt.
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advice from Guest1835960 | 12-20-2007 14:28 | E : 1 | S : 0
You are one sick sick puppy dude... Probably stunk up the house.. .LMMFAO! It would have been really bad if he would have walked out of the bathroom while you were takin' that crap! yuk! lol
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advice from Guest1784912 | 12-16-2007 02:41 | E : 0 | S : 0
As sick as that is.... please let your friend know about that (at least 12 months from now) so they have a good laugh about it, as well as know where their shirt is. Better LATE than NEVER!
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advice from Guest1791406 | 12-16-2007 18:18 | E : 0 | S : 0
HAHAH
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advice from Guest1793749 | 12-16-2007 23:37 | E : 1 | S : 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod
thats friggin nasty!
Erlack!
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advice from Guest888633 | 12-18-2007 22:55 | E : 0 | S : 0
LOL! i would love to see the expression on ur friend's face
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advice from Guest1839440 | 12-20-2007 21:54 | E : 0 | S : 0
LMAO i haven't laugh that hard in a long time thanks that was great
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advice from Guest1925472 | 12-30-2007 01:37 | E : 0 | S : 0
tis easier to get forgiveness than permission
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advice from Guest1568247 | 01-03-2008 05:53 | E : 0 | S : 0
hahahahahahhaha
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advice from Guest1865610 | 02-03-2008 23:02 | E : 0 | S : 0
LMAO that's so something I would have done!! Good for you!!
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advice from Guest2499473 | 03-01-2008 10:45 | E : 0 | S : 0
Ha!! LOL!! So funny!
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